its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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