Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
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she smelled like a LAN party
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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