He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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