good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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