Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(619): View more from California

I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.

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(831): View more from California

It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.

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(816): View more from Missouri

votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads

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(503): View more from Oregon

Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing

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(406): View more from Montana

I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.

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