But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid