What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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