i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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