There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
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Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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