If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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