I didn't shave. On purpose
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
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My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
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Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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