I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
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