You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Randomize
