do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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