He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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