Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
the liver wants what the liver wants
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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