Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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