The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
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My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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