BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
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When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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