i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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