I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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