Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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