Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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