So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
this is an emotional support booty call
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