Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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