I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
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I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.