pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis