i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
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He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning