I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
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I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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