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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile

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  But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?

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  I hate you

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now

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• (716): View more from New York

  My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough

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