if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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