I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
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my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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