it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
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I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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