Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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