I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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