I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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