I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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