And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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