When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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