You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
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Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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