Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
