their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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