Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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