Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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