I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
i think we sleep fucked last night...
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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