I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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