The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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