this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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