For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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