She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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