He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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