I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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