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say what?
wanna hang out?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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