I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
