they said they heard you say put it in my butt
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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