yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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