love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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